Spam Lit: The Ivory Dimension

I am

an alive young

man

in

ivory dimension

which seeks

to correspond

with

the skin flick

actors

_______________

Uh, okay. Whatever.

I couldn't possibly make this stuff up,

might I try.

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UNINTENTIONAL WORDS OF WISDOM: via Spam Hawking Hoodia

I found these pearls of wisdom in my spam box today, and decided to "create" a found poem (with apologies to Murray Alexandre Gaines, whoever you are):

HAWKING HOODIA
VIA THE INTERNET

There are no large campuses with

libraries, laboratories, spires,

cloisters and gargoyles, just

convenient teaching

locations in shopping

centres or office

blocks, along

with online

courses.