You Are Invited!
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WHO:
The Mallorys, Bacons, O’Flahertys, etc.
WHAT:
Family Reunion.
WHEN:
June 20, from 10:30 a.m. to ?????
WHERE:
The Lake.
COST:
A favorite dish, plus $25.00 per couple, $7.50 per child, to help defray the cost of renting The Northwest Quadrant of the Winnehaha Pavilion.
RSVP:
Sally Millhouse, (712) 555-1234
SPECIAL NOTE:
We’ll be sitting for family portraits!
Follow Samantha as she prepares for the family reunion. As she hunts for artifacts for the family display, she finds this old letter:
Oct. 29, 1959 (I am sorry this is late)
Dear Auntie,
Thank you for the $10 for my birthday. I will buy a pretty red pink blue dress you will like (I hope). I am skinney now, dr. Noonan put me on a strick diet (ugh!). Lettuce, cellery and cottage cheese.
I HATE
Mrs. Niles died last month, Nana says she wieghed over 500 lbs, I would DIE if I weighed over 500 lbs. I am in the St. Bonyfi Boniface chior now, we sang at Mrs. Niles funneral.
L♥ve Sammy
PS: Nana says Mrs. Niles was buried in a piano crate!
(Samantha Anne Mallory, age 9)
C'mon in!
This is a must-attend event!
A command performance!
The family awaits you!
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