Saturday, May 24, 2008
Vogon Poem Generator: The Emperor
I generated the following poem using the BBC Vogon Poem Generator.
I provided the keywords, the generator spit out a poem. I didn't change a thing.
What do you think?
See, see the Extremely dead sky
Marvel at its big fuschia depths.
Tell me, The Emperor do you
Wonder why the Walrus ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel Monstrous.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your attaflatic facial growth
That looks like
A Green spaghetti sauce.
What's more, it knows
Your beeswax potting shed
Smells of dollar.
Everything under the big Extremely dead sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm Century Plants.
Is it art?